The most esteemed and venerable of all chips, I, the Lead %20 Chip, have reigned supreme over the Chip Kingdom for eons. My wisdom is as vast as the vast plains of potato land, and my taste is as refined as the finest artisanal hummus.
Under my rule, chips have reached new heights of deliciousness. The Great Dip War of 2015 was a mere memory, and the art of chip-making has been reduced to a mere science.